read this when you need a good laugh

DON'T  LOOK  AT  NAKED LADY
Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?
Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a naked lady,  I'll turn into stone. A part of me is getting hard already.

NAMES OF WIVES
One man had 4 wives, so he called his

4th wife..... baby doll,
3rd wife ....china doll
2nd wife.....barbie doll
1st wife..... panadol

HOW   INDIA  GOT  ITS  NAME
This is how India got its name.....

The king was having sex with his mistress while thinking a name of his country and his mistress ask him "is it In Dear?".

RESEARCH FINDING
Research shows men are fatter than women because every-night men get fresh milk & 2 big papayas while women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch

MEANING OF WIFE AND HUSBAND
    W --- wonderful                H --- handsome
    I  ---- item                        U --- useful
    F ---  for                           S --- smart
    E ---  entertainment         B --- but
                                            A --- at
                                            N --- night
                                            D --- dangerous 

THAT OLD QUESTION BUT IT-ANSWER

CHILD:  Dad, where did I come  from?

DAD   :  Okay,  we had to have this conversation some day!..  Listen...  Dad and mom met in a chat room on the net. I  set up a meeting  with  your mom  and we landed in the bathroom at the Cyber Cafe?Then, mom did  some downloads  from dads memory stick and when dad was  ready to upload,  we discovered  that there was no firewall.  Seeing  that it was a bit too late to cancel, I just carried on doing the upload. Nine months later,  the damn virus appeared!. 

CHILD:  Huh?